Dreamer On An Island Adventure Gifts

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Emergency Phone.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Saved...life is good!

Desert Island Mishap

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''