Dreamer On An Island Adventure Pillows

'Well, at least, being on an island should stop you sleepwalking.'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Emergency Phone.

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

Desert Island Mishap

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'