Lost At Sea Adventure Mugs

Hungry man arriving at desert island sees empty shopping cart.

The Lost World: You are Here

Pirate eye test

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Whale Watch Tours.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Fish with Shield

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"If you swim upside-down like this you can sneak up on prey easier since they can't see your fin. . ."

"What are you yelling at me for? You're the one at the tiller."

"This better be high tide."

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'

'My hubby's gone fishing, he'll be having a whale of a time.'

'Captain? The boat is listing badly.'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

'Do not do anything reprehensible you are on camera'

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'I miss my water bed.'

The Truth About Mermaids

"It's just a whale, Captain … a really, really ticked-off whale."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."