Aupair T-Shirts

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Moby Dick

Fitness Programme for babies

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Honey Wallah

"You can't plead cute."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Think about the honey."

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"I've had you appraised."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Employee of the month...

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Proud mother and new maid