Aupair T-Shirts

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Honey Wallah

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Fitness Programme for babies

Moby Dick

"You can't plead cute."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'You know I'd take the blame kid, but I'm still on shakey ground over that carpet incident.'

Comb Sweet Comb

"Having nannies really changes you."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Thanks for inviting me round to watch tv. Where is it?'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

"Think about the honey."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"I've had you appraised."

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

Employee of the month...

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

Proud mother and new maid