Aviary Adventurer Mugs

Woodpecker threatening to drop a worker up a pole.

"Eight hours and still not a bird to be seen."

Bird watching.

Bird Bathroom

'Take me to your feeder,'

'Can you direct me to the Birdman's cell?'

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Fast Lane.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

Airport

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."