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Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.

'Just how tall is this building?'

Welcome to Everest - Highest Mountain in the World!

Pilot with champagne.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Flight simulator'

Skiing

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Recalculating

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"You'll be fine. Just don't look down."

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'So what if we don't have running water?!'

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

"Good dog!"

"So Barry, let me guess: you got the promotion..."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Climbing with a mountain goat.

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"Now, that's what I call a speed bump."

Weltanschauung (worldview).

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"