Height Aspiration Admirer Pillows

The Normal Way to Seem Taller vs. The Safe Way to Seem Taller.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Robocop and Juliet.

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Football

Life and Death

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

Flying in Formation.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Thinker

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Fish Boarding

"There's the mailman!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Air Dentistry

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"