Kink Explorer Gifts

"For God's sake, Edith, I'm trying to read the paper!"

"Personally, I find it very empowering."

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

"We have an arrangement."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Dominatrix

"Alexa, play me what I deserve."

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,

S and M institute

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"When you sit down, you get a shock. Open a book, you get a shock. Write something, another shock. It's a typical psychology class."

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

'Count yourself lucky - he used to SHOOT the messenger.'

"Kiss me before the biology teacher finds me!"

A pen metamorphosing into a butterfly

Budget tattoos.

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

'Expecting someone, are we?'

Leather Daddy Long Legs

'Be right back -- I have to sign some ennobling legislation.'

Kink

"I'm guessing that your version of, 'tying the knot' and mine, are slightly different."

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

Dentures and foot kissing

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

Man locked in latex costume

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, you have GOT to be kidding!!! Who on earth would seriously write to Sadie? What kind of masochistic, submissive freak would submit themselves to the derision and abuse of, uh … Sadie … uh, er … a malevolent … and, uh … controlling … Oh, my Dominatrix! Deal with me as you know you must! - Chevre. Ha. Ha ha. Very cute. Seems like a joke, right? What? I recognize the mood, the internal struggle, even the exact language. This isn't poking fun and it's not from Chevre. Tucker,