Kinky Explorer Gifts

"I don't know Darling. I'll phone the shop again, or maybe the Fire Brigade."

Polar bear bowling alley

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

Consenting Adults.

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

The Fall from Pisa

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

The first transatlantic communication.

If you think that's good, you should see the Pork Sabre!

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Fly fishing.

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Man walking his pet crocodile and a cross section of both brains is visible.

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

Planet of the Ants

Cloning Labs.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

Unnatural History Museum

The Shy Nudist Camp.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

Institute of the Paranormal: Research Division and Crackpot Division.