Kink Appreciator Gifts

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, you have GOT to be kidding!!! Who on earth would seriously write to Sadie? What kind of masochistic, submissive freak would submit themselves to the derision and abuse of, uh … Sadie … uh, er … a malevolent … and, uh … controlling … Oh, my Dominatrix! Deal with me as you know you must! - Chevre. Ha. Ha ha. Very cute. Seems like a joke, right? What? I recognize the mood, the internal struggle, even the exact language. This isn't poking fun and it's not from Chevre. Tucker,

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Don Quichotte

Don Quilowatte

Two minds but with a single thought.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Inside voice!

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

Knight Vision

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Turtle nude painting.

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

'This is a classic case of siege mentality.'

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Know Your Knots!

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

Nude painting