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"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Don Quichotte

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Don Quilowatte

Two minds but with a single thought.

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

Knight Vision

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

Turtle nude painting.

'Avoid the fat, chewy ones. They'll pull the fillings right out of your head!'

From 'Theory of Knots': Thumb Knot, Spanish Bowline and Double-knotted shoelace which is impossible to open.

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

Know Your Knots!

'All right, Lancelot — Have you got a woman in there?'

Nude painting

'This is a classic case of siege mentality.'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'Can we postpone this? I'm out of lighter fluid.'

'Look, if this fails we'll still have to do business with them, so try to be subtle about it.'