Kink Enthusiasts Gifts

'Celery?! Why you kinky devil!'

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Two minds but with a single thought.

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

Why men love to love women who love to lambaste their loving lovers,

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Sheep Knitting.

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

sub woofer

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'Expecting someone, are we?'

Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

Leather Daddy Long Legs

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, you have GOT to be kidding!!! Who on earth would seriously write to Sadie? What kind of masochistic, submissive freak would submit themselves to the derision and abuse of, uh … Sadie … uh, er … a malevolent … and, uh … controlling … Oh, my Dominatrix! Deal with me as you know you must! - Chevre. Ha. Ha ha. Very cute. Seems like a joke, right? What? I recognize the mood, the internal struggle, even the exact language. This isn't poking fun and it's not from Chevre. Tucker,

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Man locked in latex costume

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"I'm guessing that your version of, 'tying the knot' and mine, are slightly different."