Kink Enthusiasts Mugs

'Celery?! Why you kinky devil!'

"...I'm trisexual - I'll try anything sexual."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Two minds but with a single thought.

Sheep Knitting.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

sub woofer

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

'Expecting someone, are we?'

Honey, do you think you could try being a little less over-protective?

Man locked in latex costume

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

"I enjoy role-playing, but do we really need the dramaturge?"

Leather Daddy Long Legs

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

"I'm guessing that your version of, 'tying the knot' and mine, are slightly different."

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

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