Kink Enthusiast Mugs

"And did that make you feel like a little bitch?"

Foot Fetish Bar: Tonight - Wet Sock Contest

"Hi everyone, sorry about the mess."

"Leave it on."

'Wow...exciting!...Now what?'

A human carriage ride.

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'Expecting someone, are we?'

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

"My new boyfriend's really kinky. Whenever we make love he wears a blindfold."

Off Leash Area

"Don't you have any sexual fantasies that don't involve me cleaning?"

"I'm guessing that your version of, 'tying the knot' and mine, are slightly different."

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

Bob got off with a simple slap on the wrist.

Man locked in latex costume

"I accidentally double-booked the swingers' festival with the vintage steam rally."

"I'm Miss Whiplash - I believe you're expecting me?"

S&M Washing

Domina-Trickster

"I'm afraid it's not working for me Gerald!"

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"But mainly I wear it to protect myself against identity theft."

'We had a whip round.'

'Not today - it's a spank holiday.'

"Can Tommy come out and play?

'You see, my boy, there'll always be a market for whips.'

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

There Will Always Be Someone Kinkier Than Your Vanilla Ass

"Gee, Harriet, you are the kinkiest!"

Leash Free Park

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"I've forgotten my safe word."

"Will he know what this is in reference to?"

"Mr. Goodrich, what say we tell each other our darkest fantasies and start exploring the outer limits of modern sexuality."