Kink Curious Pillows

"Okay, not what Mister Kinky?"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Football Crazy strip six

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

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The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

So, do you have any hidden talents?

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

River Source

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"We're all good here. . . thanks anyway."

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"

Circus News

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Garden spade and fork shaped like a knife and fork.

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

"Have you met my wing man?"

Peg Party.

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"The job will demand a touch of crazy, but no experience is necessary...we'll train you!"

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

"It might be a traffic cone to you sir, but it happens to be my favourite."

'Expecting someone, are we?'