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Football Crazy strip six

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

Two minds but with a single thought.

'No luggage.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Circus News

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Square peg in a round hole: 'I say if it feels right, do it.'

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'Expecting someone, are we?'

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

"Thanks goodness, I thought she was pregnant?"

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

'Am I next?'

"Seen my Brad Pitt mask?"

"Your sobrino sure sounds happy...all because he kissed a girl?"

Man locked in latex costume

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"I'm guessing that your version of, 'tying the knot' and mine, are slightly different."