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'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

A woman reads a romance novel.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'How did you...never mind...ring the doorbell?'

'Mr Barnet a word please in my office now.'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

"Looks like Fred's headed to that clothing optional beach again."

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

'I know you're retired now, Walter, but I still think you should put on some clothes.'

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."