Nude Naturalist Pillows

Man in naturalists club imagining a woman in clothes

Loose Leaf Binders

Painting clouds

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"Privates Beach"

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Ah yes… this is Mr Shipley, our new head of strategically placed objects."

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Industrial Beautification van

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

Tiger

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

He still wants none of the snowflakes to be alike, but he's willing to be flexible on the water molecules.

"She's had a lot of work done."

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"I've got pride but no shame."

'This book's useless - it just tells me to loosen her clothing...'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'I've never done this before.'

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'