Nature's Nudist Prints

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

"Privates Beach"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Naturists feelings of joy evaporate when a slug climbs up his arse

"I've got pride but no shame."

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

'I've never done this before.'

Success often means distracting the competition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Let's git naked!'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'I didn't spend all that money on a suntan for nothing.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

'This is totally bananas!'

'Nothing is what it seems down here. Most people are nudist speleologists, but I lobby for the pharmaceutical industry.'

'I'm all for answering the call of the wild, but Bill really takes it to the extreme!'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

"If you get nervous up here, just picture everyone in the audience wearing clothes!"

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"I told him nudism in space is a bad idea!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

'I know you burn easily, Howard, but you look ridiculous walking around with that condom on!'

'This is an ideal place - you're always saying you have nothing to wear.'

"I'll try just one to start."

'Yes,I know this isn't a nudist beach but my luggage is still at Heathrow!'

'Well, well, if it isn't Ted Watt in the flesh!'

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Did you know the first nudist resort opened in Germany in 1903 in Dresden?"

Au Naturel Restaurant

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."