Nudity Enthusiasts Pillows

'A good way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror.'

Shy Man at Nudist Beach

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Look! A streaker!

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Sometimes, the more adventurous of the flock would hit the beach and play nude volleyball.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Drawing.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Death model.

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

"You never thought a chap like me would be interested in nude painting, did you madam?"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.