Nakedness Enthusiast Pillows

'I couldn't find a thing not to wear.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

Turtle nude painting.

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Drawing.

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

Death model.

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."