Nakedness Enthusiast Mugs

'I couldn't find a thing not to wear.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Oh I'm keeping abreast of it.'

'Muriel had a traumatic experience at a topless beach -- she was sunbathing, and a toddler attacked her.'

'No luggage.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

Turtle nude painting.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"I think what I like most is they haven't got any clothes on."

'And that one painted and forgot to close the curtains.'

Portrait of an admiral spying on the nude portrait next to his.

"What are we doing? I think the real question is, what are you trying to hide?"

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

Drawing.

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

Death model.

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

'Do Not Feed The Bares'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

'Why can't you collect stamps like everybody else'

Naked Morris Dancers.

'... So then, I dropped out of university and hooked up with this nudist colony.'

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

Nudist Beach: Beautiful PeopleEveryone else.

'Am I next?'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"You never thought a chap like me would be interested in nude painting, did you madam?"