Erotic Enthusiast Gifts

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Use your imagination.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

Sex Section in the Library

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

'No luggage.'

'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'Expecting someone, are we?'

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"