Erotic Tale Enthusiast Gifts

Erotic Literature: 'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Use your imagination.

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Well did he?"

Over 50 shades of grey available.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Are you sure you need to make a large print version available?"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

"Hello, police? I appear to have killed my husband with chapters 24 of 50 Shades of Grey..."

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

Egyptian Library: 'Every week you take out the same book, Anubis.'

"That's not what I said."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Tall tales and Short stories

ATM Inside

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

Argonauts and football

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

Apparently she's building a 'red room of pain'....

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"Ok, ok, my mistake—twice upon a time..."

"I assumed you had the tickets!"

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

"The only 'Red Room of Pain' I've ever been in is the bank manager's office."

'Helen! Is this is Facebook page that launched a thousand ships?'

"Put down that sad soft porn for middle-aged women and come to bed."

"What's this? 51 shades of grey?!"

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

"How come we never collide with the burning heat of a thousand fires?"