Erotic Enthusiast Pillows

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

Use your imagination.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Sex Section in the Library

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'No luggage.'

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

" Actually, Dear, I said I wanted to start eating 'all natural, not 'au naturel'!"

Area 51 Shaed of Gray - No Trespassing

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Naked cleaner in a nude exhibition.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'What are they, men or women? I don't know, they're not wearing clothes.'

'You pluck one more feather and I'm going to stay with mother.'

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

'Not in front of the neighbours, Dear!'

'Naturism is not a religion, Perkins, nor can this rightly be termed 'dress'.'

A caveman looks at erotic paintings

"Not tonight. I've been exhausted since chapter three."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

'Jeez, honey! I thought we agreed not to bring our work home with us.'

"Please listen carefully, as my menu options have changed."

If you find me an intimidating boss, try picturing me clothed.

'And do you, Donna, promise to love, honor, cherish... and from time to time, upon request, whip the living shit out of this man?'

'Expecting someone, are we?'

"Permission to treat the witness like gum stuck to the bottom of my heels?"

George was proving to be very popular with the ladies after taking-up nude pole vaulting!

'Am I next?'

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"Great spot, Al. I didn't know there was anyplace left that permitted cigar smoking naked."