Erotic Novel Enthusiast Pillows

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Victor Hugo

Thomas Mann.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Use your imagination.

Silence of the Chickens...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Iris Murdoch

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

My Literary Influences

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

Editor.

'Is this your first book launch?'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

Voltaire

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Library

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Theodore Dreiser.

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

'It's a 'graphic novel.''