Erotic Literature Aficionado Pillows

"Meet The Author"

First Novels.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Voltaire

"Now I really hate poetry."

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Use your imagination.

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Author does not do tricks."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this old thing?"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.