Fetish Fan Gifts

KINKY

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Seagiraffes

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Bowled over again!

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The Mouse Princess

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Piracy on a boating lake

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Cat Towels

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Paranormal A-Z...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"