Fetish Fashion Lover Gifts

Leash Free Park

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Pastry Hat

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Joined at the hipster.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

wattle covers

Scarf puts hat back on.

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Changing Room Decisions

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

His and Her wardrobe's