Fetish Fun Gifts

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Canine conundrum.

"Cat park"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

When dogs dream...

Sticking out tongue

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

Ewe Tube A Ewe checking out the sheep world's version of You Tube.

Beach Attraction

"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

Devil cello

"This is from the gentleman at the end of the bar."

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

"Maybe we'd be more fun if we were loaded."

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Dentures and foot kissing

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

The ascent was long, hard and full of privation and Bob almost made it to the top of the mountain...

'How many times do I have to tell you kids? When you've finished playing with your grandad tidy him away!'

Sadojazzachists

Counting a convoy of sheep .

KINKY

"Tie me up, then cut your toenails where I can hear you."

'Gagging for it.'

Shark Attack

Monster Food Fight.