Fetishes Gifts

KINKY

"I've forgotten my safe word."

"Tie me up, then cut your toenails where I can hear you."

Dr. Mistriss Harley Payne, D.D.S., B.D.S.M.

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Consenting Adults.

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

Love

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

Dentures and foot kissing

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'Quit moving!'

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

Mood Swings

Kim Jong-un flips the bird to the world with nuclear power.

Sadojazzachists

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

"Will he know what this is in reference to?"

I can't believe I'm waiting on a comic strip legend! Won't you take off that beret and let down your beautiful Prince Valiant hair? Perhaps later, back at my castle, fair damsel! Menu.

Foot Fetish Bar: Tonight - Wet Sock Contest

Jim and His Latest.

'Can't you get it through your thick Dutch head? We don't want to see your ruddy etchings!'