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Leash Free Park

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Consenting Adults.

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

"It doesn't matter. They give us the same food no matter where we are."

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.

'Hi soldier...'

Sadojazzachists

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Dentures and foot kissing

'It goes with your eyes.'

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

KINKY

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

"Tie me up, then cut your toenails where I can hear you."

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

"I've forgotten my safe word."

"Will he know what this is in reference to?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Foot Fetish Bar: Tonight - Wet Sock Contest

Bob got off with a simple slap on the wrist.

'Who do you think you're kidding? — the AARP doesn't have secret agents!'

"Hold it! My dad warned me about door-to-door salespeople. But he's not around, so come on in."

"You had me at toro."

'Celery?! Why you kinky devil!'

Welcome to Pine Hills a goateed community.

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

'Hey, eyes up here.'

"So how about coming back to my place and I'll explain the Jewish dietary laws to you."

'Shoplifters will be tied up and whipped'