Furry Community Gifts

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Bad dog."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Christmas Pets

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"He wants a second opinion."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'He's barking mad!'

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

"God, they're needy."

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'