Furry Community Pillows

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Bad dog."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Christmas Pets

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hold my calls for a while, Wilson."

"He wants a second opinion."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'He's barking mad!'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'You know, I almost envy you sometimes.'

'He was a lousy watch dog until we realized he was near sighted.'

'Are you here, Alfred?'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

"God, they're needy."

"He's a real dog person."