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"I've forgotten my safe word."

"Tie me up, then cut your toenails where I can hear you."

Dr. Mistriss Harley Payne, D.D.S., B.D.S.M.

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Consenting Adults.

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

Love

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

Kim Jong-un flips the bird to the world with nuclear power.

Mood Swings

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Dentures and foot kissing

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

Sadojazzachists

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'Quit moving!'

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

"Will he know what this is in reference to?"

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

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Jim and His Latest.

"... Yes, you can still chase after girls. Just make sure you don't catch any."

'Can't you get it through your thick Dutch head? We don't want to see your ruddy etchings!'

Rat Hands.

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