Narcissism Aficionado Prints

Pre-selfie, Selfie, Post-selfie.

"I'm awesome!!"

Welcome to Egomania - the best little town in the whole goddam world.

Instagramaphone

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Raincloud Umbrella

Sitting in a tree

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Primitive magician

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Valentine Day

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Save the unicorn.

Stonehenge Explained

Mantis Love

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

Gremlins 47

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Look man, no wings!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Supercat.'