Car Control Conqueror Gifts

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Commutobile

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Second lifeReal life.

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Too big to fail

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Back To School

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Monday morning is nigh.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

A Learning Curve.

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

Contest to enter the University

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'