Car Control Conqueror Gifts

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Commutobile

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Second lifeReal life.

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

Back To School

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A Learning Curve.

Monday morning is nigh.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Contest to enter the University

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

'My trainer is a touch task master.'

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'