Impulse Control Conqueror Gifts

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Rage.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

A Learning Curve.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

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"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

Cricket.