Impulse Control Conqueror Pillows

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Rage.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

A Learning Curve.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

Computer Gamers.

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

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'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Cricket.

"If there are more than two people in front of you - we will open another superstore."

'I don't like to be critical, but that's only because you don't take criticism well.'

No U Turn.