Impulse Control Warrior Gifts

"I gotta quit that."

PROBLEM AREAS

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"Tell us something we don't know."

'The nicotine patch should get you off the nicotine gum.'

Organic farm

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"He only made first four installments."

'I know I've interviewed for this position last month, but since then I've hired a personal coach. I was thinking maybe a do-over interview.'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'Thanks for coming in. Whoever gets the job will call you next week and let you know our decision.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'? We're at the cinema!'

"Look at it this way -- in three years your roof could leak."

"Just when did you leave your last job?"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Vote

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'The good news is that I managed to install the wind turbine...'

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

The Nine Circles of Heaven

"Well, you've fianlly done it! No more rainforest left!"

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

'Stupid global warming!'

'Ohhh,a test of willpower eh?? YOU'RE ON!!'

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."