"Would you please send in someone to talk me out of signing this contract?"
Impulse Control Guru Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for the impulse control guru? Explore our collection of clever and humorous items that honor their unique trait of self-control. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered patience or just loves a good laugh about personal growth, these products make thoughtful presents that speak to their creative spirit and sense of humor.
Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish
'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
Turning Japanese: I really think so.
"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."
A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.
"I'm fascinated by body language."
Say it with flowers - available in any language.
Books / Coffee table books
"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."
How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.
Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.
Den Furniture
'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'
'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'
"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."
Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?
'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'
Martial Arts
"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."
"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."
"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"
A mime visits a psychiatrist.
'Mum, my teacher said I had good physical attributes for speaking Italian...'
"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."
When mimes make an appointment...
A conductor practising in front of a mirror.
My husband just insisted on coming in and buying me a big bouquet of flowers!'
In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something
Tonight's Talk Out Topic is non-verbal communication
Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'
"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"
"Harold's been giving me the silent treatment ever since he started Mime school."
'I can't parallel park, but I have mastered all the rude hand gestures.'
Impulse Control Guru Gifts Collection
Impulse Control Guru Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating impulse control mastery—perfect for brightening their day with humor and style.
Impulse Control Guru Pillows
Discover pillows that bring humor and comfort to impulse control enthusiasts—great for injecting personality into any space.
Impulse Control Guru Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate impulse control with clever designs—ideal for decorating with humor and insight.
Impulse Control Guru T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that showcase the wit of impulse control gurus—stylish and amusing apparel for everyday confidence.