Impulse Control Guru Mugs

Kickstart their mornings with a mug that celebrates the impulse control guru’s patience and self-restraint—perfect for those who take humor every day as their secret weapon.

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"Would you please send in someone to talk me out of signing this contract?"

"Would you please send in someone to talk me out of signing this contract?" mockup

"Would you please send in someone to talk me out of signing this contract?"

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Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish mockup

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

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'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.' mockup

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

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'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made' mockup

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

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Turning Japanese: I really think so. mockup

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

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A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another. mockup

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

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"I'm fascinated by body language." mockup

"I'm fascinated by body language."

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Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers - available in any language. mockup

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

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Books / Coffee table books

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"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

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How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana. mockup

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

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Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy. mockup

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

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Den Furniture

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'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.' mockup

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

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'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!' mockup

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

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"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience." mockup

"I'll now take some rambling, nonsensical statements from the audience."

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Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast? mockup

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

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'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!' mockup

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

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Martial Arts

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"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

"Dave, the company has decided to let you back inside on one condition: While speaking, you must never, EVER do that ironic, 'in-quotes' twitchy thing with your fingers again. Take it or leave it."

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