Reel Conqueror Gifts

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

Rage.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Back To School

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

The Conquest

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

TV Time

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.