Reel Conqueror Gifts

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

Rage.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Back To School

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"You're right, Son. This movie did have a great cast."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

"Damn the Germans got here first!"

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

TV Time

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

The Conquest

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"