Chart Conqueror Mugs

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."

"My latest book has so far failed to make a dent in any of their charts, e-book or normal."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'My feet are killing me.'

Rage.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Homo Gamus

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Just call me Picasso!

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

The trim reaper

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Stop staring"

A Learning Curve.

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist. George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

Painter's Duel.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."