Desk Conqueror T-Shirts

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

Man is interrupted by his wife and children whilst trying to work

Careerist

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

Just call me Picasso!

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Have a good weekend!"

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"Stop staring"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Working Vacation.

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Painter's Duel.

"If you work hard and put in the hours, there's nowhere to go but up."