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Rage.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Second lifeReal life.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'My mom won't let me play 'Merchants of Mayhem.' I tried, but she's a game changer.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

CEO's office in a safe.