Small Game Conqueror T-Shirts

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

Rage.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'I wanna get out of the rat race, spend more time with the kids and finally nail them at monopoly.'

Speleologist

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Down to 43 hit points? ?have you been fighting again?'

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... invent a popcorn machine that pops all of the kernels!?

"These IT guys are really intimidating I mean just look at the focus the concentration...I wonder what he's working on?"

"I'm not angry with you, I'm angry with life!"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

"My new time machine is also fantastic if I want to take back a move."