Height Hero Pillows

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Mount Everest.

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tightrope Walker.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Tossing for it.

Man on stilts on a date.

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

Real men have facial hair.

"I knew there would be a time I could wear them without destroying my feet."

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

No U Turn.

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'I can't dunk.'

"He won't go any higher, he's got vertigo."

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'We're counting on you, Luther. The game's to 21, winner's outs... And I hope we don't need to remind you what happens to all of us if you lose.'

Ascent Attempt.

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on