Height Hopeful T-Shirts

Billy strip: wanting to be taller.

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Not The Real Me

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Man on stilts on a date.

Mount Everest.

'...all been inspired by the Olympics...now touch those toes...touch those...'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Society for the vertically challenged: Our founder.

'I told my teacher I won't be returning to school...'

'I'd like to redecorate the livingroom, but for now it's Henry's high jump practice area.'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Ascent Attempt.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

"Changing your Facebook profile does not count as exercise!"

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

"Dang! There I am! I'm in Riding Low magazine! You know what this means? My life will change forever...I'm a celebrity...people will ask for my autograph!"

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'