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'I'm scared of heights.' 'Relax... That's a depth.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Man on Stilts in a Market

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

Tossing for it.

Tightrope Walker.

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'Why are you people following me?'

Man on stilts on a date.

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

'Ever get the urge to say 'the hell with it' and just jump?'

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

Ascent Attempt.

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on

'But mountain goats never get agrophobia.'

"Bingo Tim: I can get a two-bar signal from here!"

'Drop the rock!'

Reaching the Summit

Why Do We Always Want Something Better For Our Children Than What We Had For Ourselves?

'Don't make excuses, Moore! If you can't guard that guy, I'll put someone in who can!'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).